..... I do.... its a demeaning and inherintly egotistical "genre" that assumes human beings all function similarly enough for the same advise to apply for different people. Its beneath you.
Elizabeth's bosom heaved rapidly within the tight confinments of her bodice. And yet, he held there, poised over her like some great beast, waiting to strike. The salty water lapped at their feet as the tide came in, and sand had caked his long flowing locks, but she did not care. Slowly, one large, warm hand sensously snaked its way up her thigh, higher and higher, until...he whipped it out and harpooned her real good like, so hard that she couldn't walk straight the next day, but also in a manner that did not cause any injury or discomfort, but only made her want it more. And because of that, next time they decided to do it in the butt.
October 24 2005, 04:44:32 UTC 6 years ago
October 24 2005, 04:52:23 UTC 6 years ago
October 24 2005, 05:10:09 UTC 6 years ago
I'd write some erotica, except for the fact I know that one day I'll be running for office and the RNC will find it and leak it to the press....
October 24 2005, 05:21:09 UTC 6 years ago
October 24 2005, 05:40:04 UTC 6 years ago
I still wish Adam had gotten that job as a hentai reviewer.
October 24 2005, 05:41:04 UTC 6 years ago
October 24 2005, 18:36:42 UTC 6 years ago
October 24 2005, 16:06:43 UTC 6 years ago
Similarly, I've considered writing self-help.
Seriously, though, I don't see why not.
October 24 2005, 18:36:09 UTC 6 years ago
Heh. Maybe I'll write romance novels. *gag*
October 24 2005, 18:43:14 UTC 6 years ago
October 24 2005, 18:45:04 UTC 6 years ago
And they serve some of the same purposes.
'cause. you know. some people masturbate to self-help books.
..no, really. Just ignore me. ^_^
October 24 2005, 18:47:13 UTC 6 years ago
As long as i get to read it.
October 24 2005, 18:48:51 UTC 6 years ago
October 25 2005, 05:10:41 UTC 6 years ago
I couldn't resist
Elizabeth's bosom heaved rapidly within the tight confinments of her bodice. And yet, he held there, poised over her like some great beast, waiting to strike. The salty water lapped at their feet as the tide came in, and sand had caked his long flowing locks, but she did not care. Slowly, one large, warm hand sensously snaked its way up her thigh, higher and higher, until...he whipped it out and harpooned her real good like, so hard that she couldn't walk straight the next day, but also in a manner that did not cause any injury or discomfort, but only made her want it more. And because of that, next time they decided to do it in the butt.October 25 2005, 05:30:27 UTC 6 years ago
Re: I couldn't resist
XD *tears of mirth*